i'm heather, i'm 20, i'm cute, and i like sports. dovahkiin. nino niederreiter is a hot piece of swiss ass that i want to nail harder than the romans nailed jesus to the cross.
Derek Boogaard 1982 - 2011
Pavol Demitra 1974-2011

this girl i don’t like is in a happy relationship with a really attractive guy and i’m bitter af

it must suck to be salty about everything

“Shut the computer door”

— my dad telling me to close my laptop (via heyxkids)


i never really liked

my name


until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake


i need a tattoo asap

x   ya       



why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”


  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon.

x   😚       
  Anonymous asked: No seriously though I get that. It looks weird to just smile all the time.

it is literally the worst like i promise i’m nice lol




she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face



x   Jesus       

i’m such a hot mess 😔

  Anonymous asked: Resting bitch face is a serious problem together we can defeat RBF

i can’t really help it like how weird is it to smile for no reason like ?